I went to Disneyland for my vacation. I must say I had as much fun as my 3 year old that I went with. I learned some things the hard way, talked with people while waiting in line, and just plain experimented to get the best experiences. Although I was there for a few days, I'll write this guide in two parts. First part as if you are short on time, maybe only spending 1 day there. Second part is as if you have several days to spend.
Let's lay down some ground rules before we start this discussion.
1) You are in Disneyland, you will have to pay through the nose for everything. It's a fact, deal with it. I don't want to hear anyone crying about the prices latter on.
2) You will probably have to wait in line for everything, including food.
3) There will be crowds of people no matter where you go.
Once you accept these facts, you'll enjoy Disneyland a lot more.
Before we get to the foodie section, here are some general tips I learned from talking with people and past experiences to Disneyland.
1) Drink lots of water. Very very important. Keep Hydrated. I know water is expense in Disneyland, but money in your pocket is worthless when you have fainted from dehydration.
2) Sun block and big brim hats. Very easy to get sunburn in Disneyland.
3) You can bring snacks for your young kids into Disneyland. Bring Snacks and milk in a cooler if you have to. Most of the snacks in Disneyland are not what I consider healthy. The only healthy food I found is some fresh fruit which cost a lot.
4) If you have young kids and are staying for a few days, stay in a hotel close to the park. It may be a bit more expensive, but well worth it when your kid (or mother in law) is cranky needing a nap.
5) If you see a split in the line for a ride, always go left. Why? Well because most people are right handed and will tend to favor that direction. I tried this rule and generally it saves me a few minutes.
6) Use the Fast Pass system as much as you can. Essentially this is a system where you get a time ticket to come back to the ride during a specific time. This allows you to ride another ride or go get some food.
7) Go early. Yes, I know, it is hard to wake up sometimes but getting there before the park opens makes a world of difference. There is minimal wait as soon as the park opens for the most popular rides. The wait time for popular rides can easily exceed 1 hour.
8) Go for the most popular ride first. When the park opens, I found the average wait time for even the most popular ride is only 10 minutes or less. This is compared over 1 hour wait later on in the day.
9) Stay late. The park closes at 12 mid-night during the summer months. Usually after the last fireworks show or last show of the night, most people (especially ones with kids) makes a mad dash for the door. This leaves the wait the for rides back to minimal wait. I was able to ride some of the rides with no wait time around 11 P.M. California Adventures closes at 10 P.M. and the popular rides are crowded all the way till then, so no advantage there.
Part 1: For the time constraint.
Okay, now to the food. Imagine if you will, you are only at Disneyland for one day, that means you want to ride all the rides, and see as many of the big shows as you can. However, you also need to eat, after all you are human, I'm assuming. What do you do? If you eat, that means you'll lose out in the rides. Trust me, there are lines everywhere in Disneyland, even for food.
Here is what you do.
There are certain types of food, which I will deem "Line Friendly." What is Line Friendly? Well that is for food you can eat with while walking to and from rides, while waiting in line, or waiting for a show to start. I has to experiment and tried each one to see how Line Friendly each food is.
First we have breakfast. Remember, we have this prime time to ride most rides. What do you need to eat to take advantage of this? I give you the breakfast burrito. It is a nice package of egg, potatoes and sausage wrapped up in one neat little package. You can stop and eat breakfast at one of the restaurants, but then you'll end up waiting extremely long for your ride. Not recommended. Keep a bottle water near you at all times and you're set to squeeze 3 or 4 rides before lunch. Yes the breakfast burrito is Line Friendly.
Next we'll look at lunch. We have several choices. First we have the usually hot dog. You would think this is Line Friendly. But alas, no. The toppings feel all over the place and even on the spiffy new Disneyland shirt I just bought. And despite it's appearance, you actually need two hands to eat it properly. Therefore, I would deem this not Line Friendly. Just for your info, I bought the hot link with BBQ sauce. It did have a nice spice and hotness but the sauce and onions easily fell off.
Now, I know if the hot dog is not Line Friendly, what can you eat that is both meaty and satisfying. Well, I have your solution in the form of the ever popular Turkey Leg. Yes, this is one monstrous leg that takes multiple people to eat. You can eat it with just one hand. You do have to deal with some of the juices and some of the tendons. However, if you start at it at the beginning of the line, hopefully you'll finish it by the front of the line. It is one of the few "bargains" in Disneyland. The hot dog is 8 bucks, while the Turkey Leg is 7 dollars. It had a slightly smokey flavor. I found the Turkey Leg more satisfying and more Line Friendly than the hot dog.
Well, what if you are not into big O chunks of Turkey Leg? I give you the chimichanga. It is a deep friend burrito with beans and ground beef. Though it is a bit dry, but the inside is well seasoned. It is Line Friendly since it is another one handed food. However, you may have to pay the price later on due to the beans inside.
Now what if you have a sweet tooth? Well there are candy apples but they are not found everywhere in the park, and you are not about to walk across the park just for a bit of dessert. There is another Line Friendly dessert and that is the famous Churro. Yes, this bit of fried dough is tasty, sweet and easily handle with one hand. You can munch on it walking from ride to ride. And it is found everywhere in the park.
Another candidate for a sweet treat is the Fried Fritters that they sell in Adventure land. I would not recommend it for several reason. The main reason is that it just doesn't taste as good as the Churro. Another reason is that it is only found in one place and the is in Adventure Land. So it isn't Line Friendly if you have to run across the park just to get it. For those that never had a Fried Fritter, its a bit hard on the outside with a soft and chewy center. My fritters were not has hot as I would like them to be.
Part 2: For those who has a bit more time.
Now a lot of you will use your Fast Past to ride extra rides, but as I found out sometimes it doesn't always work out. You may have use the Fast Past on one ride but you find yourself in a different part of the park of in another park altogether. I spoke to some people in line with me and they agree that a lot of times they end up wasting their Fast Past. Why? Well for one, they usually give you a time of about one and half hours to return to the ride. But a lot of rides the wait time could exceed one hour. By the time you get back you'll probably miss your alloted time. This happened a few times to the people I spoke with in line. So I decided to use my Fast Past time to get food instead. It works out better for me. I'm not trap in some line and I can rush back to the ride for the Fast Past.
Now for some of you that have a bit more time on their hands and can afford to actually sit down and eat. There are several themed restaurants located throughout the part. There are also outside stalls which you can just grab some food and eat out in the open.
If you elect to eat at some of the themed restaurants, prepare to pay a bit of a premium. You pay extra for the ambiance. See my review for the Blue Bayou later on for one of these themed restaurants.
Here's a bit of advice, if they have a special souvenir cup on the menu, always ask what it is. Sometimes you can get something really cool, that can not be found anywhere else in the park, like this glow in the dark Lightning McQueen racing cup.
More than likely you'll line up and grab some food from one of the many food vendors in the park. Do not worry, I got you covered.
There are the usually hamburgers and hot dogs. Those can be found in most places, and prices range for 6 dollars to 8 dollars. What I suggest is that if you are within range of some of the more signature stalls in that particular area try it out. For example in Adventure land you can grab some gumbo and clam chowder. The gumbo is decent with a bit of linger spiciness to it.
The clam chowder was okay, but it tasted like the ones you buy in a can.
In California Adventures, you can grab some ribs, but for 3 pieces of ribs, it cost about 16 dollars. The ribs were okay, but not great, and the cole slaw was bland. I would not go there for the ribs.
My recommendation is to go the Boudin Bakery where they have a tour and a cafe. There you can grab a decent clam chowder and some salad. I recommend the San Francisco Shrimp Louie Salad in a bread bowl. The dressing is nice and they give you lots of shrimp. Salads are always refreshing especially for the hot southern California weather. The bread bowl was nice, but I had to dig out the salad and put onto a plate for easier eating or else you'll eat all the shrimp without ever touching the salad.
Here's another neat advice. For California Adventures, there are two parades that run through the day. The Pixar and Electrical Parade. Both of these parade routes run through a food stall called Pizza Ow Mow Wow. You can go into the stall and buy some food and sit close parade route. There wasn't many people there, so you pretty much have an unimpeded view of both parades.
Now that you had eaten your way through the whole day, then you have to end it with something sweet and decadent. There is an ice cream parlor in Disneyland on main street that serves some wonderful sundays. There is a line especially late at night when everyone seems to want ice cream. Another good bit of advice is that bring some bottle water with you. The ice cream is think and sweet and you will need to cleanse your palate. By cleansing your palate every few bites, your ice will taste as sweet from the first bite till the last.
There you have it, a guide to enjoy eating and playing better in Disneyland. I hope you find it useful but above all else, have fun.
Update: We took a poll to see what most of you would do for food in Disneyland if you were short on time. Majority of you agree with me that eating in line is your best option. Though I am surprised that 3 of you did not like Disneyland altogether.